Continuum Transfunctioner

Chicks: Are you Jesse and Chester?

Jesse: Ah, I don't know. Why?

Chicks: If you are Jesse and Chester perhaps we will give you erotic plasure.

Jesse: That's us!

Chester: Right here!

Chicks: We're looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner.

Chester: Who are you guys?

Chicks: We are not guys. We are hot chicks!

Chester: Jeez! She's totally right.